Jumping Jack is a wooden toy clown that Jack's Papa (my dad) brought him from Germany, and it is one of his favorite things in the world. He will lay on the changing table and talk to it and watch it forever. Sometimes when he's fussy we'll put him there just to calm him down. He loves it so much he wrote this ode to Jumping Jack (with the help of daddy).
Dear Jumping Jack, you are the best.
The only thing better is Mommy's breast.
They give me comfort, and they give me food,
But Jumping Jack, you are one cool dude.
My love for you is stronger than crack!
You are the greatest, my dear Jumping Jack.